Inceptisols

My favorite soil is Inceptisol, mostly because it sounds suspiciously like Inception, which is a movie.
Let's compare and contrast the two:

Inceptisol:  Minimal horizon development.
Inception:  Maximum plot development

Inceptisol:  More developed than Entisols, but lack the features characteristic of other soil orders
Inception:  More developed than Transformers 2, but lacks the features characteristic of other DiCaprio movies.

Inceptisol:  Widely distributed
Inception:  Widely distributed

Inceptisol: They are often found on fairly steep slopes, young geomorphic surfaces, and on resistant parent materials.
Inception: Plot takes fairly steep slopes, actors have young facial surfaces, and no parent materials cannot resist it.  


Inceptisol:  Supports 20% of the world's population
Inception:  Movie tickets purchased by 20% of the world's population.   

http://soils.cals.uidaho.edu/soilorders/inceptisols.htm